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Miguel Ángel de León

No voy a repetir mi particular juicio sobre el mal gobierno de Manuela Armas al frente del Cabildo porque ya lo he dejado escrito por casi todas las esquinas de esta pobre islita rica sin gobierno conocido y porque ya se lo he dicho a ella misma (la última vez, el pasado viernes en la tertulia televisiva de Jaime Puig), y no es plan insistir en lo que para mí es más que obvio. Como obvio es decir asimismo que Manuela no comparte mi opinión. Bonito fuera…

Una vez debatida y aprobada la moción de censura en el caótico Cabildo conejero contra el PSOE de un Carlos Espino que ha hecho una política de tierra quemada y ha dejado el camino sembrado de cadáveres y de enemigos en todas las siglas, me reitero, asimismo, en lo que dejé escrito en vísperas de la misma en el último número del Lancelot impreso: “Haciendo el elemental juego de palabras con el título de la novela cumbre de Gabriel García Márquez, ‘Cien años de soledad’, me acuerdo de esos ficticios cien días de gracia que se les suele otorgar, de forma tácita, a los nuevos gobiernos y a los nuevos gobernantes, aunque sean los de casi siempre los unos y los otros; los que siempre han estado, los que nunca se han ido del todo. Y constato en esta hora triste y amarga para Lanzarote que si no me ofrecía ninguna confianza la que se va porque la echan (Manuela Armas), no me merece más confianza el que dicen que llega a partir de ahora, aunque sabe el Cielo que me gustaría equivocarme en beneficio del interés general. No soy abstencionista convicto, confeso y reincidente por capricho, sino por la convicción de la total incapacidad de los partidos y de sus actores a la hora de trabajar por otra cosa que no sean ellos mismos o sus siglas (mira a Mela, haciendo todo el rato política de, por, para, con, tras, desde, ante, bajo, hacia, hasta, mediante, sobre, según el PSOE). Teniendo en cuenta que ahora a un partido lo van a sustituir por cuatro… pues igual se gobierna de forma y manera más democrática, pero yo no creo en pajaritos preñados, aunque se han visto ‘pájaras’ embarazadas, como es triste fama. Ojalá me equivoque, pero de momento me apunto a mi acostumbrado escepticismo preventivo ante cualquier clase o forma de gobierno cabildicio”.

Algo más de ternura (o risa, a veces) me causan los oráculos ciegos que se las echan de linces (e incluso de intelectuales, fíjate qué gracia) y no ven tres en un burro, pues desconocen tanto como presumen la verdadera realidad social lanzaroteña: esa que vota a partes iguales al PIL y al PSOE. Son los mismos oráculos miopes que no más arrancó la Operación Unión entonaron por enésima vez el canto mortuorio insularista, anunciando así la quinta o sexta muerte definitiva del PIL. El mismo PIL que acaba de retomar el poder (compartido, como siempre) de la principal institución pública lanzaroteña. Va a ser verdad aquella leyenda que afirma que hay muertos que gozan de muy buena salud. Y si había un Cid que ganaba batallas después de fallecido, hay un Dimas que gana guerras electorales y de poder incluso entre rejas de máxima seguridad.

Conste que me limito a hacer el retrato de esa amarga realidad, lo cual no quiere decir que me guste el resultado de la fotografía. De hecho, la aborrezco. Y conozco a pocos psoecialistas conejeros (no confundir con socialistas de ley) de los que le han sacado partido (económico) al Partido que hayan dicho o escrito más y peores críticas sobre Dimas que quien esto firma (las hemerotecas insulares no me dejarán por mentiroso). Sí conozco, por el contrario, a muchos militantes (y algún “militonto”) psocialista que le ha sacado partido (económico, insisto) a los mil y un pactos del PSOE con el Diablo, ese mismísimo Dimas al que tanto quieren y odian, según sople el viento y el interés político de turno. Ese mismo Dimas que ha vuelto a demostrarles a sus socios de casi toda la vida (varios lustros de mutuo amor institucional) que incluso con las manos atadas y encarcelado es capaz de volver a ganarles la partida a los que creían ser más listos que el más listo de la clase (de la clase de los políticos sin clase, se sobreentiende). (de-leon@ya.com).

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  2. Homófobo, Miguel Ángel de León es alguien que firma sus artículos con su nombre y su apellido (usted no puede decir lo mismo). Y nunca escribió ninguna columna en ningún sitio contra las mujeres (contra alguna mujer sí, y contra algún hombre, sobre todo cuando la mujer o el hombre viven de la política y, por lo tanto, son empleados suyos a los que puede criticar cuando estime que no cumplen con la misión para la que les paga parte de lo que declara a Hacienda). Y contra los inmigrantes no es que no haya escrito jamás una línea, sino que tiene su correo repleto de amenazas de racistas y anónimos como usted a los que les ha dedicado un neologismo de su cosecha: «xenófobo-bos». Búsquese a otro para tirar la piedra y esconder la mano. O dé la cara. [Lamento haber escrito este comentario en tercera persona, como un político al uso, pero esta vez lo requería el guión].

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  3. Recorte de un artículo de opinión titulado «Ministra de la Guerra, jóvena y fogosa» firmado por D. Miguel Ángel de León:

    «¿Y cómo no hablar de Carme Chachón, que es mujer, joven, guapa y anda embarazadísima? ¡Ministra de Defensa, con dos… tacones! Ni les cuento la de columnas que me he leído durante este fin de semana que se pueden resumir con un “Susórdenes, mi ministra”. Nadie parece haber caído en la cuenta de que cuando ella salga de cuentas, valga la redundancia contadora, estaremos unos cuantos meses sin ministra, por baja maternal… a no ser que Juan Fernando López Aguilar, que se ha quedado compuesto y sin novia, haga el papel de zorrocloco, que está muy arraigado en la tradición insular canaria (zorrocloco: deformación de clueco; señala al marido de la parturienta que se queda en casa casi derrotado después de que aquélla diera o diese a luz; un listillo aprovechado, dicho en cristiano).

    Otros se llevan las manos a la cabeza porque resulta que la ministra de Defensa, aparte del hecho de llevar faldas, se declara pacifista de toda la vida de Dios. ¡Dios santo! Y lo peor es que me temo que Carme Chacón ni siquiera ha hecho la mili… Igualito, igualito que el ministro de Defensa que teníamos en España cuando me tocó hacerla a mí, allá por el pleistoceno inferior: el tal Narcís Serra, que también era psoecialista y que se salvó de ir al Cuartel por pies planos (manejaba mejor las manos, con las que hacía como que tocaba el piano). ¡Y encima Carme es joven y fogosa, la condenada! Como el valor al soldado, la fogosidad a la ministra de Defensa también se le supone… no sólo por joven, sino por embarazada, que es un estado al que no se suele llegar jugando sólo al parchís. Embarazosa situación, a fe mía.»

    …por ser mujer y estar embarazada.

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  4. No creo que el problema sea Manuela. Sobre todo no lo es Carlos Espino. Cuando se tilda a alguien de Radical, primero hay que analizar en que lo ha sido. No veo a una persona Honesta y sin animo de lucro, no siendo radical en el mundo politico de lanzarote. La diferencia entre Carlos espino, y muchos otros, es que este, no ha dimitido, y no cogido la puerta como muchos otros politicos.
    El PIL esta muerto hace mucho tiempo, es un enfermo al que El PSOE, PP, CC PNL, resucitan cuando le interesa.
    Quien piense que la trama de la vida politica de esta isla descansa, en los Partidos Politicos..se equivoca….Son los empresarios o mejor dicho el Empresario en cuestión quien dinamita(nadie lo nombra) y aglutina Pactos.
    Los medios de Comunicación son complices, no son economicamente independientes y viven tambien de la inestabilidad politica y las subvenciones, cada dos años «chupa» uno distinto.
    Como es posible que los politicos, compren medios de comunicación….?
    Pocos medios mantienen la coherencia….
    Ni Carlos,Manuela etc Son iguales que el resto,pactaron con el PIL es su día.
    Ahora, despues de ver la tertulia del pasado viernes, no afirmemos ni culpemos al PSOE de manuela de la Paralisis. Cuando todos saben …porque hay paralisis,…quien la provoca….y porque….Media isla imputada por Comisiones ilegales…y se ataca a Manuela….(que se lo merece..pero no es el momento…flaco favor a Lanzarote sabiendo que es esconde tras el superpacto).
    De vez en cuando, y sin que sirva de precedente, debemos aparcar nuestras posiciones personales, y ver más alla…..es decir….que es lo grave…que origina lo grave…porque hay minorias en ciertas instituciones….si esto es algo nuevo…o si lo de las comisiones es algo que lleva implantado hace tiempo, y nadie se atrevía a decirlo, hasta que el «Radical» tuvo los «coj..» de denunciarlo en el juzgado..que por cierto ,no me cae bien…pero al cesar lo que es del Cesar.
    Quien dirige los designios de Lanzarote….sigue libre

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  5. «Un simple comentario» debería saber -y sé que lo sabe, aunque haga como que lo ignora- que lo de «jóvenes y fogosos» no es frase mía, sino de Enrique Pérez Parrilla cuando quiso justificar la dimisión en cadena que presentaron como concejales del PSOE en el Ayuntamiento de Arrecife varios compañeros jóvenes que fueron en las mismas listas electorales que el alcalde. Si no se explica eso o se sacan las palabras, los párrafos o los artículos fuera de contexto se está haciendo trampa e intentando engañar al lector no avisado.

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  110. Got a new job or your current employer is asking you to take the “regular” drug test? Ah well, we have all been there. Drug tests are common in many countries, especially in the United States. The employer wants the workplace to be drug-free and the employees in the right state of mind to perform their tasks.
    However, for a frequent cannabis or THC user, this can be a cause of concern. We mean, who doesn’t like to unwind and relax a bit after a long hard day of work? Unfortunately, these tests are mandatory, and you have to pass them in order to keep your job.
    Fret not, as we have a solution. THC detoxing is how you can pass a drug test with flying colors. Not sure how this works? We are here to help. We have curated a list of the best THC detox products that will flush the toxins out of the system and will give you a clean slate. You can go with the one that best suits your requirements.
    You will also get to know about the process of detoxification and how drug tests work if you are taking one for the first time. Also, we will be telling you about alternative methods in case you are out of time. Read on.
    Best THC Detox Methods
    Detox Drinks – Best THC Detox Method
    Detox Pills – Dazzling Pills For THC Detox
    Detox Shampoo – Reliable THC Detox Kit
    Now that you have an overview of what we have in store for you, let’s talk about these best THC Detox products in detail:
    #1. Detox Drinks: Best THC Detox Method
    If you don’t have time for a five or a 10-day cleanse, you can use a detox drink to rid your body of all the drug residues. It is a fast-acting treatment that can be done on the same day as your test. THC detox drinks are effective and efficient.
    We recommend the Rescue Cleanse detox drink, which is a tried and tested formula to pass a drug test. It is one of the most popular drinks in the market right now and is preferred by many customers.
    Rescue Cleanse is a one-step drink that is available in cranberry and apple flavor. The drink is made by Clear Choice and is often referred to as Clear Choice Detox. It has to be taken on the day of the test. It is prepared using natural ingredients. It removes the toxins from your bloodstream, which are then filtered out by the liver to be completely eliminated from the body as you urinate.
    A strong drink, Rescue Cleanse flushes out the harmful toxins from your body in just one hour. You will be in the “clear zone” for the next five hours to take the test and pass it. Please note that maximum effectiveness is achieved within the first hour of drink consumption. Therefore, it’s best to take the test within this time frame.
    The 32 oz drink is suitable for those over 200 lbs. If you weigh less, we recommend you go for a 17oz bottle instead. These detox drinks are specifically designed to detox people by their weight. You should be off all the toxins for at least 48 hours before consuming the drink.
    As compared to competitors, the Rescue Cleanse drink is affordable. You can also buy a test panel to take a self-test before you go to the center.
    How to use:
    Do not eat or drink anything, including water, for at least 4 hours before consuming the drink.
    For the best flavor, keep the bottle refrigerated before using.
    Shake well and consume the entire bottle. Do it at your own pace, not all at once.
    Wait for 60 minutes for the detox to take effect.
    Urinate frequently during this time to eliminate THC toxins.
    After this one hour, you will be in the clear zone for the next five hours to take the test.
    Continue avoiding food and beverages except for water.
    Pros
    Contains natural and safe ingredients
    Tastes good
    Reliable and effective
    Comes with instructions
    Good customer service
    Cons
    The effect wears out after 5 hours
    Click here to visit the official website of Rescue Cleanse
    #2. Detox Pills: Dazzling Pills For THC Detox
    Unless there has been a recent incident, your employer will give you advance notice before scheduling a drug test. THC Detox pills should be effective if you have 5-15 days before the test. They boost your body’s metabolism, allowing it to eliminate toxins more quickly and effectively. Needless to say, you have to strictly stay off all toxins or drugs during this time period.
    THC Detox pills are usually part of a program that you need to follow for a few days. For instance, a Toxin Rid program ranges from 1 day to 14 days. It all depends on what kind of THC user you are and also your height, weight, and metabolism. Toxin Rid has programs of all types for users: Light, moderate, and heavy.
    As mentioned above, one of the most popular THC detox kits is Toxin Rid. It is prepared with vitamins, minerals, and herbs, all-natural ingredients that are safe for consumption. The Toxin Rid program is divided into three parts: Tablets, Detox Liquid, and a Dietary Fiber Supplement.
    Normally, THC can stay in your body for about 30 days, and Toxin Rid can expedite the process of flushing out the toxins. It can also be a way to get clean once and for all. The pills are to be taken every few hours and with every tablet, the THC traces are removed from your system.
    This detox program requires a lot of effort and dedication. To make sure you are ready for the test, you can buy a home test.
    Note: Refrain from heavy exercise while on the detox program as it makes it difficult to expel toxins from your body.
    How to use (Detox Program)
    Tablets:
    Take three tablets after every five hours daily. Gulp them down with water, and do not take more than 15 tablets a day.
    Drink half a gallon of water and eat fresh fruits and vegetables.
    Detox Liquid:
    Take the liquid two hours after your last set of rid tablets on the final day of your drug detox.
    Take half of the detox liquid with 8 to 16 ounces of distilled water or orange juice.
    Wait for 2 hours before taking the remaining half of the detox liquid.
    Do not eat or drink anything during this time period.
    Dietary Fiber Supplement (Optional):
    Mix the dietary fiber in 8 ounces of distilled or filtered water.
    Drink within two minutes.
    After 15 minutes of consuming this mixture, drink 16 ounces of water.
    Urinate two-three times within the next hour to flush THC toxins out of your system.
    If your employer requires a saliva drug test, you should use Toxin Rid Mouthwash. It is a powerful solution that can remove drug traces from your mouth in just 30 minutes, allowing you to pass the saliva drug test.
    Pros
    Is prepared with natural ingredients
    Works for almost all drugs
    Suits light, heavy, and moderate drug users
    Easy to consume
    Comes with instructions
    Cons
    Has potential side effects
    Click here to visit the official website of Detox Pills
    #3. Detox Shampoo: Reliable THC Detox Kit
    Although urine tests are the most commonly used method of drug testing in the workplace, some employers may request a hair follicle drug test. Did you know that? Drug traces can remain in your hair follicles for up to 90 days. They take either a chunk or a single hair from the roots or follicle for testing.
    Once you consume THC, it travels through your bloodstream, interacting with various molecules before getting logged into your body’s tissue like the hair follicles. So, how do you remove the THC traces from your hair for the drug test? We recommend one of the best THC detox shampoos that you can use to rinse your hair and pass a drug test. Enter: Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid Shampoo.
    It is a potent and effective shampoo that removes all THC toxins from your hair. Because of the presence of Aloe in the shampoo, it is gentle on your hair and removes THC traces without causing any damage. It’s a deep cleansing formula that gently removes residual buildup, pollutants, chemicals, and other impurities from the hair. It’s crucial to wash your hair thoroughly and remove all the older layers of oil.
    You can pair it up with Ultra Clean Shampoo. Use it on the day of your test for effective results. Please note that you need to use THC detox shampoo at least 15 times before taking a test. Also, it is recommended to not use any previously used items on your hair to avoid the reintroduction of toxins.
    How to use:
    Apply the Old Style Aloe Toxin Rid Shampoo to your moistened hair.
    Massage it on your hair and scalp thoroughly.
    Leave it on for about ten to fifteen minutes.
    Rinse with lukewarm water.
    Use the shampoo every day for 3-10 days for optimal results.
    Pros
    Easy to use
    Gentle on the hair
    Clears the hair off any toxins
    Has no side effects
    Cons
    Can only be purchased online
    #4. Apple Cider Vinegar
    Apple Cider Vinegar is another detox method you can use to rid the body of unwanted toxins. It lowers the THC traces and other chemicals. It also has antibacterial properties that help in the process of elimination of foreign particles from the body. ACV is also a common and effective method to clean up the THC build-up from the hair follicles and help you pass a hair drug test.
    ACV can be a viable detox option for those who do not wish to take THC detox drinks or pills. Although research on the potential side effects of Apple Cider Vinegar is limited, it should have no side effects when consumed in low doses. However, if you are taking any medications, we recommend that you consult with a doctor before beginning ACV detox.
    Apple Cider Vinegar detox is unquestionably a less expensive way to eliminate THC traces in your system. However, it may be less effective for heavy cannabis users. It is not as potent as other THC detox methods that have yielded the best results.
    How to use:
    Mix 8 ounces of distilled water with two-three tablespoons of apple cider vinegar.
    Sweeten with organic honey, stevia, or maple syrup. This will make it easier for you to consume the drink.
    It is safe to consume 1-2 tablespoons of ACV every day.
    To use as a hair wash
    Mix half a cup of ACV with a cup full of water and rinse thoroughly on all the days before your hair drug test.
    Pros
    Improves digestion
    Works as an immunity booster
    Easy to consume
    Can be used for both urine and hair follicle drug test
    Has no potential side effects if consumed in low doses
    Cons
    It may not be as effective as other detox methods
    5. Home Remedies
    While THC detox drinks and pills are effective methods of ridding your body of toxins, there are a few home remedies that can be helpful with the least amount of side effects. Some kitchen ingredients that, when used correctly, can help you pass a drug test. They expel THC toxins from your body. You can simply add these liquid detox drinks to your daily wellness routine for the best results.
    Lemon Juice
    Lemon Juice and water make for an excellent detox drink that can be easily prepared at home. The juice is rich in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, therefore making the detox method healthy and free of any side effects. It is used to flush THC toxins out of your body, and you are most likely to feel hydrated and refreshed after this.
    Lemon Juice detox will effectively clean your pee from all the THC particles and help you pass the urine drug test with ease. This method does not work for blood, saliva, and hair follicle drug tests.
    Please note that this THC detox drink usually works for only light Cannabis and THC users. If you are a moderate and heavy user, we suggest you go for alternative detox methods as lemon juice and water will only dilute your urine which may lead to your sample getting rejected.
    How to use:
    Add one tablespoon of lemon juice with 500 ml of water and mix well.
    Drink this mixture 7-8 times on all days before the test.
    Cranberry Juice and water
    Cranberry Juice and water are one of the best THC detox methods that can be prepared at home. It has antioxidant properties that make it a trusted way to pass a drug test. But same as the lemon juice + water detox, this also works for light users. Also, cranberry juice water is not something that can help you pass a drug test on short notice.
    This detox drink is easy to prepare and is quite healthy. It promotes gut health and is a low-calorie concoction. Make sure you drink plenty of fluids as a way for toxins to get out of your body through urine. This is why it is better to do this detox at home or in a comfortable place with easy access to the washroom. You also need to stay away from THC during this detoxification process.
    How to use:
    Add cranberry juice, preferably a sugar-free one to a glass half-filled with ice.
    You can also add Apple Cider Vinegar for a tart flavor.
    Top with diced fresh fruits if you like.
    Drink almost two liters of juice the entire day.
    Urinate as frequently as required to cleanse your urine of THC metabolites.
    Note: Take a Vitamin B supplement after the Cranberry juice cleanses to make the color of your urine look normal. This will prevent suspicion and also your sample won’t get rejected.
    Pros
    Good source of Vitamin C
    Boost metabolism
    Reduce the toxin levels in the blood
    Have antibacterial properties
    No side effects
    Cons
    It may not be as effective
    What is Detoxification?
    Detoxification is the process of ridding your body of harmful toxins such as drugs, THC, and other foreign elements. It is a natural process that can be induced through a detox program, a clean diet, or an exercise routine.
    However, if you have a drug test coming up in a few days, it’s better to resort to other methods. You can try out detox drinks, detox pills, detox shampoo, or some home remedies. We will be discussing them in this article.
    Buyer’s Guide
    Got a drug test scheduled in the coming days but still haven’t decided on how to go about the THC detoxification process. We can help. Now that you know your options, let’s understand how we chose the best THC detox products for you.
    Speed of results
    You may not always have a week or two before the drug test. This is why you should choose THC detox products that provide effective results in a short period of time. We have compiled a list of products that work quickly. In addition, if you are a moderate or heavy user, you can select a THC detox kit based on the number of days until the test.
    Effectiveness
    There is no scarcity of detox products in the market and when it is your career on the line, you’d want the most effective one. We have listed the THC detox products that have proven their potency over the years. These formulas are potent and reliable to help you pass the drug test.
    Ingredients
    When it comes to THC detoxification, we suggest products that are prepared with natural ingredients only. There shouldn’t be any artificial flavors, colors, or sweeteners. Moreover, these THC detox products should expel the toxins without causing any damage to your body. You should only go for safe and reliable brands.
    Comprehensive detox programs
    If you are a heavy or moderate THC user, a simple detox drink or pill may not be enough to help you pass the test. You may need to use comprehensive detox programs like Toxin Rid to completely cleanse your system and increase your chances of passing the test. They also include a home test panel so you can ensure if the detox was effective or not before the actual test.
    Ease of use
    We have suggested user-friendly THC detox products for those who may not have time to prepare them at home. You simply mix them with distilled water and consume them as directed. However, for effective results, make sure you carefully follow the instructions.
    Customer reviews
    Customer reviews can make or break a product. While putting together this list, we went through several reviews to understand if it is actually effective. As a consumer, we recommend you read through them yourself as well before making the purchase.
    Pricing
    Detox products are available in a variety of price ranges. But to be honest, some of them can be really expensive. We have included both expensive and affordable options in the list after extensive research. Choose the one that best meets your needs.
    Types of Drug Tests
    Although most workplaces ask for a urine drug test, some would want to take saliva, blood, or a hair follicle test. These are the four types of drug tests based on the biological sample you provide for testing. Let’s talk about them in detail:
    Urine Drug Test
    A urine test is the most common type. You provide a urine sample for this test, which is then sent to the laboratory. Professionals examine it for the presence of THC, opioids, opiates, alcohol, methamphetamines, and other substances.
    Depending on your employer, this test can be either supervised or unsupervised. Urine is tested using indicators such as temperature, creatinine, color, and pH, which typically change over time.
    Saliva Drug Tests
    A saliva drug test is the quickest and easiest way to detect drugs. Also known as a swab test, it can trace cocaine, opiates, and methamphetamines. The test is most likely to detect marijuana if you have consumed it within the last 10 hours.
    Blood Drug Test
    Blood tests are a good old and reliable way of detecting drugs and alcohol in your system. It can detect alcohol from up to 24 hours ago and weed/THC from up to three weeks ago. It is used to trace marijuana, amphetamines, opiates, cocaine, nicotine, methamphetamine, and other drugs.
    Hair Follicle Drug Test
    Drug traces can be found in their hair follicles for up to three months (90 days). This is often the case with long-term drug users. To perform this test, a single strand or chunk of your hair is taken from the root or follicle. The results take longer to come out, and it cannot track drugs consumed in less than five days.
    Marijuana, cocaine, opiates, methamphetamines, and PCP are all detected using this test. These drugs enter the bloodstream and are frequently deposited in the hair follicles.
    How to Choose the Best THC Detox Kit?
    We explained why we chose the THC detox products for you in the buyer’s guide above, right? Now in this section, we will help you understand the factors you should consider when selecting a detox kit. Take a look:
    Body weight
    THC detox supplements, pills, and drinks are made for people who are either under or over a certain weight. For example, a 32 oz bottle of Rescue Cleanse is appropriate for users weighing more than 200 lbs.
    The difference is usually of time. The detox process takes longer for heavier people as THC gets stored in the fat cells of our bodies. This is why they are recommended to opt for THC detox kits that need to be used for 10 days or more for a full cleanse.
    People who weigh less than 200 lbs can opt for a shorter detox program because the detox works faster on them.
    Metabolism
    Metabolism is another factor that influences the length and type of detox you should pursue. A 48-hour THC detox solution should suffice for those with a quick metabolism. Users with a slow metabolism may require a 10-day or longer detox program.
    It’s simple: faster metabolism equals faster toxin removal from the body.
    Frequency of use
    Cannabis users are classified into three categories: light, moderate, and heavy. The frequency with which you consume THC determines which THC detox product is best for you.
    For instance: If you are a moderate or heavy user, a strong detox drink like Rescue Clean and a Toxin Rid program can help you cleanse your system.
    If you are a light user, however, a short Toxin Rid program and even home remedies like lemon juice and cranberry juice water can be beneficial.
    Underlying health conditions
    Although the best THC detox kits are made with natural ingredients and are completely safe to use, they may not suit everyone.
    For example, Caffeine is a stimulant and may not be suitable for people with heart problems. Furthermore, high-sugar THC detox products, such as cranberry juice, can cause diabetic patients’ blood sugar levels to rise.
    If you have a pre-existing medical condition, it is best to consult a doctor before beginning any detox program. You should also thoroughly research the product’s ingredients to ensure you are not allergic to any of them.
    Try the Following Methods if You Don’t Have Time for THC Detox
    Cleansing your body off the THC metabolites using natural detox methods is a time-consuming process. Not everyone is given prior notice before a drug test. Therefore, they have to resort to the following alternative methods:
    Drug test at home
    Drug test kits can be purchased and kept at home to see if the THC detox is effective before the actual test. It will help you determine if there are traces of THC left in your system. You can test in the privacy of your own home. You do not need to get tested elsewhere or spend extra money before your employer’s test.
    Cannabis remains in your system for at least seven days after consumption. Take the test as many times until you get a negative. These tests are usually accurate.
    The kit is easy to use. Here’s how you can test at home:
    Open the box and take out the marijuana test stripe.
    Make sure the pouch is at room temperature before you open it.
    Keep the urine sample ready.
    Dip the end of the test panel with an arrow in the urine sample for 10-15 seconds.
    Here’s how to analyze the result:
    Two lines: The result is negative
    One line: The result is positive
    No lines: Invalid result, Retest with a new kit
    Synthetic Urine
    Too late for a detox? Then, your last resort is synthetic urine. For those of you who don’t know, synthetic urine is artificial pee created in a laboratory. It resembles human pee in terms of color, smell, and appearance.
    Synthetic urine contains real urine constituents such as uric acid, urea, creatinine, and so on. It is completely toxin-free, allowing you to pass the urine drug test. You can replace your natural pee with synthetic urine, and you’ll be fine. It can be difficult to sneak fake urine into the testing facility, but it is not impossible.
    There are two types of synthetic urine:
    Powdered Urine: This synthetic urine comes in powdered form and must be turned into pee by adding water to it. It is usually dehydrated urine that looks and smells like regular pee. It has a longer shelf life as compared to liquid synthetic urine. One disadvantage of this urine is that if not properly prepared, it can result in a failed drug test.
    Liquid Urine: Also known as premixed urine, liquid urine is easy to use. It is suitable for sudden urine drug tests as you don’t have to prepare anything. However, you will have to warm it up before submitting the sample to the testing center.
    Here are a few synthetic urine brands you can choose from:
    Test Clear
    A reliable brand, Test Clear uses dehydrated urine as its product. This means you get actual human pee just in the powdered form. It automatically has the real pee constituents like urea, uric acid, creatinine, etc. You just need to add water, warm it up and submit the sample.
    Sub Solution
    Sub Solution powdered synthetic urine kit is one of the most popular products in the market at the moment. It is made of 11 chemical compounds, including urea, uric acid, creatinine, and others. It also includes a patent heat activator formula that quickly raises the temperature of the urine to match the body’s temperature.
    Clear Choice Incognito Belt
    Clear Choice is one of the best synthetic urine brands out there. Their urine comes in liquid form, making it easy to use. It’s difficult to sneak fake pee inside the testing facility, but this Incognito Belt will help you carry it without anyone noticing. To raise the temperature of the urine, use the heat pad that comes with the kit.
    Quick Luck Fake Pee
    Quick Luck Premium Synthetic Urine Kit has the term “premium” in its name because of a reason. It comes in liquid form, thus saving you from the hassle of mixing. It is user-friendly and can be heated with ease before submitting the sample.
    Urinator
    One of the most common reasons for fake pee being rejected is that it is not the proper temperature. The Urinator is a device that aids in the temperature regulation of your urine. It includes a powdered urine sample as well as an IV bag to sneak the urine inside the testing facility.
    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
    Q. How to speed up the THC detox?
    You can speed up the THC detox process by drinking plenty of water, eating fresh fruits and vegetables, and engaging in light exercise on a regular basis. You must also urinate frequently in order to flush drug traces from your system. However, make sure that these activities do not interfere with your detox program.
    Q. Which is the most effective THC detox method?
    A mixed detox works well for an effective THC detox. Detox kits contain a variety of THC detox supplements that work together to lower the toxin levels in your body. Toxin Rid is one of the best THC detox programs that can help you get the toxins out of your system completely. It consists of detox pills, detox liquid, and a dietary fiber supplement. Drink plenty of water and urinate frequently to flush the THC metabolites from your body. This will help you easily pass a drug test.
    Q. How long does cannabis stay in your body?
    Cannabis can be detected in your body fluids like urine for 3-30 days. It can stay in your hair follicles for up to three months.
    Q. Do THC Detox pills work?
    Yes, THC detox pills are most effective if you have 5-15 days before a drug test. They are one of the best THC detox products that have to be taken at regular intervals. Detox pills work by increasing the body’s metabolism and thus pushing toxins out of the body. You must take the pills for at least one day to achieve the best results.
    Q. Should I change my diet while on a cleanse to pass a drug test?
    Most THC detox kits come with dietary instructions and guides that work best with the cleansing process. Make sure you eat a clean and balanced diet and also indulge in light exercise for effective results.
    Q. How can you detox from drugs while pregnant?
    When you are pregnant, detoxing is more than just passing a drug test. Toxins in your body are harmful to the fetus and must be eliminated as soon as possible for your and your baby’s health. In this condition, traditional detox kits and products may not be the best option for you. Consult your doctor for advice on safe detox methods.
    Q. How fast do detox pills work?
    A good detox pill will clean your system of toxins in one to two hours and keep you clear for the next six hours.
    Q. How is THC stored in the body?
    As THC is fat soluble, it gets entrapped in the fat cells of our body. It then breaks down and enters the bloodstream. This is why it doesn’t get metabolized easily to make its way out with the waste products of the body. THC is most likely to stay longer in the system of people with a high body mass index.
    Q. Is detox tea effective for Weed/THC?
    Detox teas are diuretics, which means they make you pee more frequently. They aid in the cleansing of the kidneys, allowing you to pass a drug test. However, detox tea may not be effective in removing toxins from the body. Instead, it masks them so that the cannabinoids in the urine cannot be identified.
    Also, it can cause the creatinine levels in the sample to fluctuate, which can alert the lab technician.
    Q. How to pass a saliva drug test?
    A saliva drug test is most likely to detect cannabis if you have consumed it within the last 10 hours. You can use Toxin Rid Mouthwash to pass such a test.
    Take a sip from the mouthwash and swish it around your mouth for 15 seconds.
    Repeat this process 2-3 times or until the bottle is empty.
    Once done, take the test within the next 30 minutes.
    Do not drink or eat anything during this time period.
    Conclusion
    As THC is a psychoactive component of Cannabis, it can affect your ability to work and function. This has led to many employers testing their employees for it. If you are an avid Cannabis user, it is a cause of great concern. There are several THC detox methods that can help cleanse your system before the drug test.
    We have suggested to you the best THC detox products in the market using which you no longer have to worry about failing a test. Most of them work effectively and efficiently. The best part is that all the products are safe for use and won’t harm your body in the long run. Get started on your THC detox as soon as possible for optimal results.
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  111. The news of a drug test can make any stoner anxious. Even if you have only taken a few puffs recently with your friends, you still have a good reason to worry about the upcoming drug test.
    You might decide to abstain from drugs, but your system could still have signs of weed for a few days. So, can you detox in time so you do not end up losing your job? There are several myths and terrible advice you will find on the internet. But, there are also genuine detoxification methods that actually work.
    Millions of employees are trying to learn how to pass a drug test for weed. Both private and government jobs may require employees to be clean from drugs. Sometimes, a drug test is a requirement to comply with state or federal laws, and other times it is the nature of the job that the employer can only hire those who are sober.
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    Whether you are looking for a new job or have been asked to take a post-employment drug test, you must start by learning about the different drug tests used by employers. Here is how to pass a drug test for weed.
    At a Glance: Top 4 Best THC Detox Methods
    Detox Drinks – Overall Best Detox Method To Detect Weed
    Detox Pills – Most Convenient Method To Pass Drug Tests
    Hair Shampoos – Effective Weed Detoxification for Hair Follicles
    Mouthwash – Best THC Detox Method to Flush Out Toxins from Mouth
    #1. Detox Drinks – Overall Best Detox Method To Detect Weed
    Most people use detox drinks to avoid testing positive for a random drug test, pre- or post-employment. If you have plenty of time before the test, there are other options like quitting smoking, substituting urine, etc. But if you only have hours to spare, detox drinks are your only viable option.
    These work by stimulating the body’s natural detoxification process. A detox drink may help create a window in which you will test clean. Your drug test may come up negative for any trace of weed even if you just smoked it hours before.
    These are the best when you want to flush weed out of your system pretty fast in case of a random drug test. Your boss probably will not inform you about the drug test until it is too late to prepare a plan to get clean.
    However, you cannot use just any detox drink, as some may strip urine of the indicators that testers use to identify that a sample is genuine. Labs typically reject a urine sample if it does not have the proper color, correct temperature, and necessary creatinine level.
    In addition to a detox drink, you must increase your fluid intake and consume only light meals until the test. Also, urinate frequently to flush out the toxic substances on the day of the drug test. You must avoid alcoholic beverages and any over-the-counter drugs during this period.
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    #2. Detox Pills – Most Convenient Method To Pass Drug Tests
    You are quite fortunate if you have a few days before the drug test to follow a detox program. Detox pills are taken as a part of a detox program, and these may help permanently eliminate any remains of THC from your body.
    These pills make it easier to get results faster and get clean for an impending drug test.
    How Does a Detox Program Work?
    In addition to taking detox tablets for several days, you can also follow a healthy meal plan that includes fresh veggies and fruits for the best results. Consumption and frequency will depend on the amount of toxin in your body. If you have been ingesting or eating weed, you will need a longer detoxification plan to get it out of your system.
    If you know about the drug test a few days in advance, using detox pills as part of your detox program should be your best strategy for passing.
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    #3. Hair Shampoos for Follicle Test – Effective Weed Detoxification For Hair Follicles
    You cannot discount the possibility of a drug test using a hair follicle. It is always best to be prepared than risk losing your job. Fortunately, there are shampoos that help remove hair contaminants, so the drug test may not find traces of weed in your hair.
    Most of those giving a drug test ignore the possibility of a hair test, and remnants of weed can stay in your hair follicles for up to 90 days. This can be a cause of concern if you are only relying on a detox drink to pass the urine drug test. When they request a hair sample, you find yourself unprepared.
    The best way to use a toxin cleansing shampoo would be to start three to ten days in advance and use it along with your usual shampoo and conditioner. If you do not have enough days before the test, you can take several showers a day for proper cleansing of your scalp. You must make sure the shampoo stays lathered in your hair for about 15 minutes before you wash it.
    A minimum of 15 washes is recommended before taking the test to ensure you will come out clean.
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    #4. Mouthwash for a Swab Test – Best THC Detox Method To Flush Out Toxins From Mouth
    Saliva tests often hit you when you are totally unprepared, and a mouthwash can be a handy solution. A variety of jobs may require you to give saliva tests pre- or post-employment, at any sudden moment. When other detox methods may not work, a mouthwash comes to your rescue.
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    #5. Home Remedies
    Home remedies for detoxification work best when you have several days to flush THC out of your system. However, if you have to beat a drug test coming up in the next few days, same-day detox drinks are your best bet.
    People choose home solutions for THC detox in various circumstances, and they are an affordable and convenient way to cleanse your body.
    Natural home remedies might not work fast enough to ensure negative results on your drug test. But ,several people use these for health benefits and to take a step in the direction of getting over their drug addictions. Here are the best home remedies to help flush out weed from your body.
    Lemon Juice
    This is one of the classic recipes used for detoxification. Take 8 to 16 ounces of water in a cup, and then squeeze half of a lemon into it. This drink may help flush your system out and prepare you for a drug test or simply help live a healthy life.
    Besides being an effective detox, it is easier to drink more water when you add lemon to it. Frequent urination by drinking more water may help flush out more THC toxins from your body.
    Cranberry Juice
    This is a great natural detox drink to help you pass your drug test. You can drink cranberry juice with plenty of water or with an electrolytic drink so you can urinate often and flush out your system. To retain the right color of your urine, you can take this juice with B-vitamin pills.
    Coffee
    Another natural drink to help get rid of weed in your system is coffee. It is a natural diuretic, so you will feel the urge to pee more often and therefore flush everything out. But, remember to take B-vitamin pills a few days before the test, as this will ensure your urine sample will not be rejected by the lab.
    #6. Apple Cider Vinegar – Perfect Beverage for Your Detox Program
    Apple cider vinegar is a beverage worth adding to your detox program. It is known for multiple health benefits including weight control and boosting immunity.
    Consuming it as a part of your detox should help eliminate toxins while also supporting your overall health. But, make sure that you use raw, unfiltered, ACV, which has “the mother” in it. “The mother” is made of acetic acid, bacteria, and cellulose. It is necessary to get the desired effects from apple cider vinegar.
    But, do not consume too much of this beverage with the hope of quick results. Two tablespoons per day taken with water should be adequate for your detox plan. Overconsumption of ACV can weaken your tooth enamel and also cause nausea.
    How Long Will THC Remain in Your Body?
    The time needed to rid the body of THC will vary from person to person, and it will depend on the following factors:
    Metabolism
    People with a high metabolism will find that marijuana exits them faster and they will be prepared for the drug test soon after they discontinue its use. Metabolism depends on age, physical activity, and some health conditions.
    Body Mass (BMI)
    Those who are overweight will find that it takes longer for them to eliminate THC from their system. THC metabolites are stored in the fat cells, so people with higher body fat take longer to get rid of marijuana from their body.
    Amount of Consumption
    Heavy drug users will have a greater concentration of THC in their system and will need longer to flush out their system of weed remnants.
    Gender
    Women have a slower metabolic rate due to higher levels of body fat. Therefore, traces of weed last longer in a woman’s body compared to that of a man. If you are a woman, the sooner you begin your THC detox, the better chances you will have of retaining your job.
    Smoking vs. Vaping vs. Edibles
    The time duration for THC staying in your body will also depend on what form you take it. Detection time for smoking marijuana use is the shortest, and traces of weed will leave your body sooner if you are a smoker. However, ingesting or eating marijuana will cause THC levels to stay higher for a longer time.
    Commonly Used Drug Tests
    Even when the effects of smoking or consuming marijuana are gone, chemical remnants called metabolites are still present in your body. These can be detected in a drug test from saliva, blood, urine, hair, and fingernails.
    Urine Test
    There is a high chance that your employer will ask you to take the urine test for drugs. It is one of the cheapest and most convenient drug tests and is therefore the most common drug test used by employers.
    Moderate drug users may fail a urine test one to three weeks after their last consumption, and a heavy user can test positive for 30 to 45 days. Even if you only smoke weed once or twice a week, results can still show up positive for up to three days.
    When you reach the lab for the drug test, you will be asked to leave your belongings in another room. They will instruct you to go to the bathroom to collect your urine sample in a specimen cup.
    A sample collected from home will not be accepted. If it is collected hours before, it will not be the right temperature. So, if you are thinking about swapping urine, it will probably not work. However, people use synthetic urine to fake drug test results.
    Blood Test
    Blood tests have a pretty small window to detect THC in your system. But, it is detectable in the bloodstream within seconds of use. So, roadside urine tests for drivers might use blood samples to look for traces of marijuana in the body.
    It will also depend on the dose and how long it will stay in the system. This test is appropriate in those situations when the suspect is still under the influence of drugs. If a person has a high metabolism, it will be eliminated from the body pretty soon. Heavy smokers can test positive for a longer duration compared to those that take just a few puffs occasionally.
    Hair Test
    For daily users, hair tests can detect weed for up to 90 days. Trace amounts of weed reach the hair follicles via small blood vessels and can therefore be detected. However, these tests are difficult to perform and can be unreliable at times.
    This is why hair tests are rare. They may also take up to a week for the traces of THC to show up. However, if you are looking for a new job, start your detox as soon as possible, as a hair test can pick up the use of weed even after a few months of the last use.
    Saliva Test
    Saliva tests or mouth swabs tests are more common with traffic law enforcement to test if a driver is operating a vehicle under the influence. This is because saliva tests are accurate only for recent use and cannot detect THC used some time ago.
    These tests are sometimes used as an alternative to urine drug tests, and the reason is that these are easier to administer and can be supervised while you collect the samples. Mouth swab tests are growing in popularity because they cannot be tampered with.
    Which Drug Test Should I Expect?
    There is no sure way of knowing what kind of drug test your employer will administer. The urine test is the most common method due to its low cost and convenience. But, government agencies and larger companies still stick to the blood test.
    The hair testing method is still on the rise, as it can detect drug use even months in the past. Some government agencies have also started using hair tests to detect drug use up to a few months back. In contrast, saliva tests are more common for roadside testing.
    Other Solutions When Detox Is Not an Option
    At-Home Drug Tests
    You might not have time for a detox program, but you can at least use a drug test kit to see if there is any THC left in your system. If the drug test is scheduled too soon for you to detox, a urine testing kit will help you determine the presence of THC or cannabis in your system.
    It will detect the metabolites found in your urine, and it takes just about five minutes to give the result.
    You can interpret the test results by noticing the lines on the kit. Two lines means that the result is negative. If you see a single line on the control region, this means you are positive and traces of weed are still present in your body. In this case, you must start taking detox drinks immediately.
    No lines would mean that you need to take a re-test, and you will need to use a new kit in this case. Seeing no lines implies that there has been an error during the testing procedure.
    Cheat the Drug Test with Fake Pee
    If there is nothing else you can do and the drug test is staring right at you, maybe you should consider faking it. Yes, it is probably the right time to ask someone to lend their uncontaminated pee to you so you can pass the test.
    However, if that sounds too gross and not feasible, the other option is to use a synthetic urine kit. This might also sound disgusting, but when your career is on the line, synthetic urine might be the only chance to beat the test.
    However, you cannot rely on this since you never know when you will be asked to produce fresh urine samples. The right temperature is also important, or your sample could be rejected.
    How Long Should I Abstain from Weed to Pass the Test?
    As mentioned above, each type of test can detect THC for different periods of time. But, if you have yet to apply for a job and are thinking of preparing for the test by abstaining from weed consumption, you should start it at least 30 days prior to taking the test.
    A detox plan may help you eliminate weed faster, but if you are solely relying on abstaining, you should allow at least a month to rid your system of THC. A chronic stoner might struggle with this, but this is the best way to put your system in the clear zone naturally.
    Regular smokers will need a minimum abstinence of 30 days, but occasional smokers can prepare themselves for drug tests by staying away from drug screens for just ten days. But, the only way to be completely sure that you have rid yourself of weed is to use a self-test kit to gauge your progress.
    What to Expect During the Drug Test
    The drug test is commonly set up at your workplace or in a medical clinic. You will be given all the instructions on how to take the test. A single-stall bathroom is the preferred site for a urine test, and someone of the same gender might monitor while you provide the sample.
    The technician might take additional precautions to ensure the sample is not tampered with. Some precautions you can expect them to take include:
    Removing soap from the site
    Carrying out a site inspection prior to sample collection
    Measuring the temperature of the urine sample
    Putting blue dye in the tank or toilet bowl
    Securing sources of water in the bathroom
    FAQs: How To Pass A Drug Test For Weed
    Q1. Which is the best detox method for a drug test?
    The best way to prepare yourself for a drug test is to follow a detox program that includes multiple methods to flush out traces of the drug from your body. Start drinking plenty of water and take detox drinks or pills to quickly eliminate THC from your system. Also, the more often you pee, the faster this will work.
    Following a healthy routine and diet plan may also aid the detoxification process. The sooner you start a detox program, the earlier you can be prepared and assured of testing negative. If you are unsure how to pass a drug test for weed, you should consider consuming a potent detox drink to flush out toxins from your system.
    Q2. How is THC stored in the body?
    You might wonder how the traces of THC can still be present in your body long after the effects of weed are gone. The THC hides in your fat cells and takes a long time to be metabolized. THC may take even longer to be eliminated in overweight people.
    Over 80 types of metabolites are formed from THC, and these are stored in the fat until eliminated through feces and urine.
    Q3. How fast do detox pills work?
    While some pills can get you cleaned in an hour and would create a window of up to six hours where you will test negative for THC, a complete detox program involving these pills should continue for about ten days to completely flush out the traces of the drug.
    Most detox pills claim to permanently cleanse your system in seven days. Some pills, however, claim to create a small window of a few hours before your test will come up negative. You can take these pills within one to two hours to have the desired effect.
    Q4. Does alcohol detox THC?
    It might sound convenient to you, but it can make things worse. Alcohol will, in fact, boost THC levels in your body. Therefore, it is not recommended to drink alcohol while you are detoxing.
    Instead, you should go with proven detox methods like lemon juice, detox pills, healthy diet, abstinence, etc., rather than experiment with other things that might increase THC in your body and make it harder to pass the drug test.
    Q5. How does the THC leave your body?
    When THC has been successfully metabolized and passed into the bloodstream, it is transported to the bowels, kidneys, and skin to leave your body. 60% of it will leave as feces, while the rest will leave as urine and sweat.
    Metabolism of THC begins in the liver and is converted into metabolites (11-OH-THC, and THCCOOH). The same enzyme that works on alcohol is used in this process. Whether you ingest or inhale THC, your metabolism works the same way.
    11-OH-THC is predominantly excreted through faeces while THCCOOH is mostly passed through urine.
    Q6. Will exercise help my detox program?
    THC is stored in lipid tissues, so when you exercise and burn fat, it helps the detox process in your body. Exercise promotes the release of toxins from fats. Once these find their way into your kidneys, they are filtered out and sent to the bladder, where the THC metabolites are excreted through urine.
    Sweating also helps remove toxins, and it makes exercise an effective way to aid your detox program. So, working out while following a detox program may help increase your chance of testing negative for THC when the date of the drug test arrives.
    Q7. What is a 10-panel drug test?
    A 10-panel drug test is administered in professions that entail dangerous work or when the employee is responsible for the safety of others. The test typically looks for marijuana, cocaine, opiates, benzodiazepines, barbiturates, methadone, PCP, amphetamines, propoxyphene, and Quaaludes. The people who are typically asked to take this test are:
    Medical professionals
    State, federal, or local government employees
    Law enforcement officials
    A 5-day detox program is recommended to prepare for a 10-panel drug test. You can use detox pills and drinks to speed up the process, and a healthy diet and routine would also contribute to flushing out THC from your system.
    Q8. What happens if the test turns out to be inconclusive or invalid?
    It is not uncommon for the test to turn out inconclusive. This could be due to several reasons. If you have been using a home detox drink, it may cause the urine to be stripped of important indicators that the testers look for. An error in the testing procedure can also be responsible for the test results being inconclusive.
    You will be asked to take a retest if the report of a drug test comes inconclusive or if it is considered invalid due to the sample not being in the correct state.
    If you are following a detox program that includes taking a detox drink, take B-vitamin pills so the urine sample is of the right color and does not make the test technician suspicious. Also, the urine should be the right temperature or the technician will ask you to produce another fresh sample.
    Q9. How do you prepare for a hair test?
    Imagine purchasing synthetic urine for your upcoming drug test and finding out that it will be your hair that will give away the weed that you smoked just a few days back. There is a way to prevent that. You can use a hair detox shampoo that will cleanse your hair follicles deeply to eliminate traces of THC.
    It is always best to cover every front rather than risk your job for that occasional puff of weed. Including a hair detox shampoo in your detox program will further improve your chances of passing the drug test. But, you will need several washes for the drug traces to fade away from your scalp.
    If you have limited time until the drug test, you can take multiple showers every day to speed up the cleansing process. You can continue using your normal shampoo along with a special detox shampoo.
    Q10. Can you rely on detox methods to pass a drug test?
    Detoxing is a process that might take some time. The longer you have, the better your chances are to come clean for drugs. Not everyone gets enough time to follow through the detox process completely. There are a variety of ways to speed up your detox process. Some take more time, while others may help create a small window where you will test negative.
    A natural cleanse will help eliminate THC from your system, but it takes more than a month to work.
    Detox pills may produce quick and effective results, but you will need at least a week for this method to flush out THC from your body.
    Detox drinks are the fastest way to temporarily remove THC and are best if you have the test on the same day.
    If detoxing is not an option, synthetic urine can help you avoid testing positive. But, it can be detected and is therefore quite risky.
    If you have plenty of time to detox at home, there are a number of home remedies to try like lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, etc.
    Q11. What will happen if I test positive on a drug test?
    Starting a detox program a few days before taking the drug test will reduce your chance of testing positive for THC. You can also get yourself a urine test kit to make sure the detox process is working for you. However, if you do not have sufficient time and if fake urine is not an option, you might test positive for drugs.
    There will probably be a re-test to confirm the results, and if you test positive again, you might be given a chance to explain your reasons for taking the drug. It should be an acceptable medical reason for you to avoid losing your job. The review officer will then share this with your employer.
    If the drug test is a part of the screening process for hiring, you will probably lose the opportunity and join the pool of unemployed. But, if you have been a long-term employee, there is a possibility that they might give you a chance to get clean from drugs and retake the test after some time.
    Conclusion: Safe Ways To Pass A Weed Drug Test In 2022:
    A drug test can catch you by surprise, especially if you have recently been using weed. The duration of THC staying in the body varies from person to person, and it is hard to predict if the drug test will find traces of weed in your body.
    If you are unsure, you can also take the self-drug test to find out for sure. If you want to start a THC detox program to flush out THC from your system, there are several ways you can do so.
    You never know what kind of drug test you might be asked to take. Some tests can detect drug use that was quite recent, while other tests work better at finding traces left by drug use many months back. Complete detoxification is your best bet if you have a few days to follow the program.
    But, there are also detox drinks that can give you instant results and create a small window where your urine sample will reveal no traces of THC. So, if your employer has just informed you of an imminent drug test, it is better to start detoxing than stress about it.
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