Dimas Junior se cabrea

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La historia de los Martín en Lanzarote a veces me recuerda, salvando las distancias, a la de los Bush en Estados Unidos.

Repasemos la historia de los Bush: Un papá con carisma que llega a ser presidente; lucro familiar aprovechándose de su posición política; dos hijos no tan carismáticos también metidos a políticos; uno que se llama como él y otro no; uno gobernando Florida y el otro sucediéndole al frente de la nación unos añitos después… y una potencia mundial como la estadounidense dejada echa un cristo a base de decisiones políticas golfas, estúpidas y subordinadas al poder de las grandes corporaciones.

Cambien «Gobierno de Florida» por «Alcaldía de Teguise», «Estados Unidos» por «Lanzarote», y «corporaciones» por «empresarios» y verán que esas mismas palabras son perfectamente válidas para resumir la historia de los Martín a lo largo de los últimos 20 años.

La dinastía Martín ha gobernado Lanzarote de una forma u otra desde los años ochenta hasta ahora. Ellos, con la complicidad esporádica de peleles socialistas, coalicioneros o populares, hicieron y deshicieron lo que quisieron y como lo quisieron. Pero lo peor es que pensaban que así podría seguir siendo por siempre. El enrabietamiento y las bravuconadas de los hijos en sus últimas apariciones mediáticas hay que situarlas en este contexto. ¡Lanzarote es su isla, ¿quién se atreve a venir a su isla a poner en entredicho la indiscutible soberanía de los Martín?! ¿Quiénes son esos de la UCO para entrar en las casas de sus lacayos y someterlos a escarnio público?

La última entrevista publicada en uno de los pocos medios que hoy puede permitirse la familia Martín (quién los viera y quién los ve), no tiene desperdicio.

Entre las perlas a destacar, tenemos la siguiente frase:

Yo oí el otro día a su secretario general diciendo que el PIL estaba penetrado por la corrupción y creo que en esta isla el único que tiene cara de estar penetrado por algo es precisamente el secretario general del PSOE.

Sutil poesía al alcance de pocos hombres, la que sale de los labios de tan gentil hombre. ¿Cómo clasificar tan noble oratoria? ¿Pérdida de papeles? ¿O sana libertad de expresión? Admitamos lo segundo ¡Fuera constricciones! ¡Digamos todos lo que pensamos, tal y como nos viene a la cabeza! ¡Viva la libertad de expresión! ¿O no? Porque leamos lo que dice don Dimas hijo un poco después:

A todos estos señores que están opinando y vertiendo acusaciones totalmente faltas a la realidad en el circo mediático, les digo que tengan cuidado porque bastante hemos aguantado desde el PIL

¡Cuidado con esas opiniones! Yo puedo decir que el Secretario General del PSOE tiene cara de haber sido penetrado por algo (¿un objeto largo y punzante tal vez, oxidado y carente de lubricación?), pero las opiniones… eso sí que no. ¡No vayamos a convertir esto en un circo mediático, por todos los demonios! Pero continúa:

En ese sentido, de ahora en adelante tomaremos medidas porque ya va siendo hora de que se tomen medidas en contra de esta gente que no sé qué piensa, que han ido a muerte contra un tejido empresarial de esta isla que es quien les está dando de comer y generado trabajo durante tantos años, con unas acusaciones totalmente fuera de lugar

Cómo me recuerdan estas palabras a otras que le dedicaba Rosa a Dimas, según se leyó en el célebre sumario: «Hay que acabar con esto ya, no puede ser esto ya». Pobre PIL y pobre tejido empresarial. Ellos que nos dieron de comer y nos dieron trabajo durante todo este tiempo… qué gran injusticia. Ellos que lo llenaron todo de hoteles y trajeron mano de obra barata (que la isla no podía asimilar) para construir sus mamotretos. Ellos que se cargaron nuestras playas y nos dejaron un territorio superpoblado con un montón de currantes que ahora no tienen cómo ganarse la vida. Ellos que a base de comprar medios de comunicación propagaron la paranoia y la desconfianza hasta convertirlos en atributos propios de nuestra identidad insular. Ellos que hicieron de las administraciones habitáculos opacos repletos de maletines. Ellos que institucionalizaron el enchufismo y las adjudicaciones a dedo. Qué pena, de verdad. Desagradecidos que somos.

Pero todavía hay más. El buen Dimas dedica incluso unas pocas palabras a la manifestación del viernes:

Durante el fin de semana que tanto promovieron esa manifestación anticorrupción, no vi que la publicaran porque fue poca gente.

Anda que no se felicitó aquí el buen Dimas y el resto de su familia de que al final sólo fueran trescientos o cuatrocientos gatos. Seguro que lo celebraron por todo lo alto, en estos días de tan pocas alegrías para ellos. Lógico es que le disguste que no se publicara el acontecimiento… ¡Para una buena noticia y se la birlan los viles mercenarios de la comunicación! Que sí, Dimas, que sí. Que hicieron un trabajo fenomenal. Son ya muchos años de experiencia rompiendo movimientos civiles incómodos. Pero les vamos cogiendo el tranquillo, a ver para la próxima si también te lamentas ante Canales por lo poco que dieron la noticia.

En fin, que este es Dimas Junior. Los Martín se niegan a que aquí termine su era y se rebelan como gatos panza arriba. Y aunque es cierto que todavía tienen una fuerza que no debe ser menospreciada, su estrella se desvanece inevitablemente. Cuando ya no brille en absoluto, la de Lanzarote refulgirá.

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    • Rubber gloves
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    You’re going to use ZyHeading 2dot Ultra clean to clean your hair thoroughly. Wash out plenty of warm water. Then, to avoid contaminants, make sure you use a fresh comb or brush, put on clean clothes, and leave to do your drug test immediately to really minimize the risk of stray toxins attaching to the hair.
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    Hair Follicle Drug Test FAQ
    How is a hair follicle drug test performed?
    The person conducting the test will take around 100 strands of hair from your head. These samples will be taken from different areas of the head. This is both to ensure you don’t get a bald patch, and you get an even overall sample taken. Then, the sample is sealed to avoid contamination, and is sent for testing.
    It will then undergo an ELISA analysis. If any issues are highlighted, or drug metabolite signals are found, then it will go for a full gas chromatography – mass spectrometry analysis to rule out any problems with false positives, and give a full and detailed breakdown of the sample.
    Can you clean your hair for follicle test?
    It is perfectly possible to clean your hair to pass a hair follicle test. It’s called the Macujo method, and it involves several steps to open up the hard cuticle layer on the top of each hair shaft, flush out drug toxins and then close them up again.
    How accurate is a hair follicle drug test?
    Hair follicle drug tests are highly accurate. If you have taken any substance in the past 90 days, it will 100% be picked up by a hair follicle drug test. There is absolutely no way to avoid getting caught unless you follow the Macujo method to flush out the drug toxins before the test.
    What shows up in a hair follicle drug test?
    The substances detected will vary slightly depending on the provider. LabCorp standard drug testing looks for amphetamines/methamphetamines, marijuana, cocaine, opiates, PCP. Therefore, it is basically the same as a standard urine five panel drug test. But it’s important to note that additional panels can be added, in the same way as they can for urine testing, all the way up to the usual 12 panels/substances (although the maximum is usually 14 panels and alcohol detection).
    How far back does a hair follicle drug test check?
    A sample of around 100 strands of hair will be collected from your head. If they can’t collect a sample from your head, they will collect a sample of body hair, which grows slower and records the same history. Your drug taking history will be trapped in the entirety of the hair. But legally only the most recent 90 days of hair growth can be checked. For the hair on the head, this equates to about 1.5 inches. So it doesn’t matter how long the sample is, or how many drugs you have taken more than 90 days ago, it’s the last 90 days which matter.
    How much does a hair follicle drug test cost?
    In the USA, the basic five panel hair drug test costs around $125. The price then goes up proportionately with panels added, with the 12 panel test currently costing around $375. There is a 14 panel test which is rarely used, and that can cost as much as $450, especially if alcohol testing is also included.
    Where to buy an at home hair follicle drug test?
    You need to buy a hair drug test that has a good level of cut-off, meaning a sensitive test that will detect at similar levels to professional drug testing. A hair test has to be sent off to be analyzed, so the price is higher than a urine test which can be conducted by you. From Test Clear, a reputable drug test avoidance product company, the basic hair follicle postal test costs $60.

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