Por qué no voy a ir a la manifestación del 15m

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Primeramente porque hace calor, así que mañana domingo voy a estar en la playita todo el día. Ese es un buen motivo, pero tengo otros. No voy a ir porque vivo de puta madre. Me gustan las cosas tal y como están. Tengo mi curro fijo de 35 horas, mis hijos estudiando fuera, dos casas, una en la playa y otra en el campo, dos coches todo terreno, ¿a cuénto de qué me voy a estar yo manifestando por nada? Dicen que hay gente que lo está pasando mal, que hay paro… ¿y? ¿desde cuándo nos preocupamos los unos por los otros? Señores, esto es el capitalismo, por si no se han dado cuenta, cada uno se preocupa por sus cosas y las de los suyos. A mí, mientras me vaya de puta madre… eso es lo único que me importa, lo que a mí me interesa. ¿Qué más me da el resto? Así me criaron a mí y así he criado yo a mis hijos. Cada cual que se saque sus propias castañas del fuego. No nos preocupa nadie, ni nos fiamos de nadie. En casa tenemos puertas de seguridad, alarmas con sensores. Ese es nuestro mundo, nuestro hogar, nuestra casa. Lo que pasa fuera nos da igual.

Hablan de los políticos. Yo voy a votar, y votaré por el partido al que voto toda la vida. La gente se mete con los políticos, pero a mí me ha ido de cojones, así que tan mal no lo habrán hecho. Ellos defienden los intereses de la gente como yo, como tiene que ser… ¿o quieren que defiendan a los muertos de hambre? ¿Que los políticos son corruptos y ladrones? ¿y qué pasa? ¿No harías tú lo mismo si estuvieras ahí? Pues claro que sí, yo me llevaría hasta los cajones del escritorio si no me ven. Lo que pasa es que hay mucha hipocresía.

Este sistema me encanta. Es el único que vale para mantener a raya a la chusma. Así que conmigo no cuenten para cambiar nada. Al contrario, si me encuentro a un perroflauta de esos diciéndome que vaya a la manifestación le mandaré a tomar por saco… ¡que se pongan a trabajar! y que no me digan que no hay, que si buscan seguro que encuentran. Lo que pasa es que los jóvenes de hoy son muy cómodos, ¡si hay que trabajar por 500 euros al mes se trabaja, coño! Que hay que arrimar el hombro para que la gente como yo podamos seguir viviendo a gusto. Muertos de hambre ya.

Resumiendo, que por eso yo no voy a ir a la manifestación del 15m. Porque a mí me va de puta madre.

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  1. UNION Y SOLIDARIDAD, la gente que piensa así está de más en España y son culpables de la situación. El silencio les hace complices
    JUicio ya a los banqueros y políticos responsables

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  2. No entiendo por qué te molestas en publicar este artículo, francamente. ¿No te va tan bien? ¿Por qué no sigues disfrutándolo? xD

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  8. La incapacidad de la peña para pillar la ironía del artículo es evidente ( y terrorífica ) en los comentarios. Esa es la consecuencia de ver Gran Hermano y Teletienda durante años: ELECTROENCEFALOGRAMA PLANO

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  9. En respuesta al negrero ese que escribio las paridas esas, que vive en su POMPA, hasta QUE SE ESTALLE !!
    En primer lugar las manifestaciones no son por no tener trabajo, sino por tener unas condiciones de trabajo dignas, porque somos los jovenes mejor preparados de toda la historia con el peor futuro !!!, Estamos siendo manejados por gente negrera y corrupta como lo eres tú y ya estamos hartos !!!

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  10. Hola, quiero decir que yo no podré ir a la manifestación, pero no falta de ganas, que las tengo todas, simplemente es porque trabajo en un sector donde se requiere los servicios de primera mano, es la atención a niños desatendidos, pero creerme que conforme no estoy para nada con el sistema actual, ojala pudiese ir y echar un cable, aunque si me he dedicado anunciando este día a mucha gente.

    Saludos y fuerza!.

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  11. Buenas. Soy el autor del artículo. Veo que algunos no captaron el tono irónico de lo que escribí… pensé que se entendería en seguida que lo que quería era retratar a muchos de los que mañana van a quedarse en casa. Más que lo que dice garcia maroto del encefalograma plano, yo creo que esto se explica también porque andamos tan saturados de información que hay mucha gente que pincha en los enlaces, leen el titular y a lo mejor una línea o dos y en seguida se lanzan a comentar. Como sea, a ver si mañana tomamos la calle y empezamos a salir de la apatía y del derrotismo generalizado. Porque no somos mercancía de políticos y banqueros, que se enteren de una vez.

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  12. Pues espero que nunca te pase nada a ti o a tus hijos, como por ejemplo que les cueste encontrar trabajo o que tu madre si esta viva necesite sangre…pq entonces te vas a arrepentir de tus palabras, y seremos otros los que nos riamos de ti..tú eres un facha egoísta, y no, no todo el mundo que llega a tener algo de poder político se vuelve corrupto, ahí está Fidel Castro..De la política no se debería vivir, y del cuento como tú menos. Hay que ser miserable para dejar a niños morir de hambre cada día, solo pq los tuyos están protegidos bajo el capitalismo.
    Y ya que vamos hacia atrás, tal vez en España deberíamos volver a las armas, y nosotros los obreros, que somos mayoría, iríamos a por ti y la gente como tú.

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  13. vaya, ahora pones que es ironía…pues para tu información, gente está pasando tu link pq se toma como en serio, ya que este país está plagado de fachas que sí que piensan de esa manera y se quedan tan anchos, así que antes de pasarte de listo, ya que tú te lo consideras, piensa en todos aquellos que tal vez no lo son o que simplemente están absorbidos por el capitalismo, y que toman como referencia y alaban, artículos de este tipo.
    Creo que el tema es bastante serio como para tomárselo a broma

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  14. Sólo me gustaría aclarar una cosa. Y es que esto no es una broma o una diversión para quedarme con el personal. La idea era que todos aquellos que no van a ir a la mani, al leer esto, se sientan asqueados por parecerse al retrato que hago y les remueva la conciencia. Pensé que hablando en primera persona el mensaje sería más efectivo que si simplemente acusaba.

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  15. No es algo que se daba a tomar en broma ni que se deban hacer comentarios hirónicos al respecto.Espero que el día de mañana tengas un buen colchón donde tus hijos donde sacar dinero para vivir.Tontunas las justas.. majo a la playita, a disfrutar!!!

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    The bad news is that drug metabolites stay in your hair for the length of time that the hair is on your head.
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    There are two main methods for passing hair drug test that has a track record of passing. One is called the Macujo method, and the other is the Jerry G method. Although they have similarities, the Jerry G method is more invasive.
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    • Rubber gloves
    • Swimming goggles
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    2. Before you start, you need to remove any toxin contamination. That means stopping taking drugs. It also means washing your clothes, washing your hair, and completing the Macujo method in a room where there won’t be any drug contamination. Also, keep away from cannabis smoke, and other situations where stray drug toxins could get attached to your clothes or body.
    3. The first step of each run-through of the Macujo method is to get yourself in front of a large sink or bath with plenty of hot water. Put on the rubber gloves
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    Success Stories Of Passing Hair Follicle Drug Tests
    If you do it right, you can have success with this method, and any full Macujo Method review should tell you about successes and failures.
    Failure will come if you don’t run it through enough times before your test. If you only have three days before your test, do it twice per day. That’s six times, and pretty close to 7.
    I wouldn’t advise you do this more than twice per day, because it could start to cause damage. Just focus on trying to get the time to run through it seven times in advance.
    You’ll find plenty of success stories online, but in terms of success stories for passing a hair follicle drug test, I can assure you of my own.
    It was two years ago, and it was for an internal promotion to management. Excuse the pun, but they wanted to weed out drug problems, so we knew in advance that applicants would be hair-drug tested.
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    Hair Follicle Drug Test FAQ
    How is a hair follicle drug test performed?
    The person conducting the test will take around 100 strands of hair from your head. These samples will be taken from different areas of the head. This is both to ensure you don’t get a bald patch, and you get an even overall sample taken. Then, the sample is sealed to avoid contamination, and is sent for testing.
    It will then undergo an ELISA analysis. If any issues are highlighted, or drug metabolite signals are found, then it will go for a full gas chromatography – mass spectrometry analysis to rule out any problems with false positives, and give a full and detailed breakdown of the sample.
    Can you clean your hair for follicle test?
    It is perfectly possible to clean your hair to pass a hair follicle test. It’s called the Macujo method, and it involves several steps to open up the hard cuticle layer on the top of each hair shaft, flush out drug toxins and then close them up again.
    How accurate is a hair follicle drug test?
    Hair follicle drug tests are highly accurate. If you have taken any substance in the past 90 days, it will 100% be picked up by a hair follicle drug test. There is absolutely no way to avoid getting caught unless you follow the Macujo method to flush out the drug toxins before the test.
    What shows up in a hair follicle drug test?
    The substances detected will vary slightly depending on the provider. LabCorp standard drug testing looks for amphetamines/methamphetamines, marijuana, cocaine, opiates, PCP. Therefore, it is basically the same as a standard urine five panel drug test. But it’s important to note that additional panels can be added, in the same way as they can for urine testing, all the way up to the usual 12 panels/substances (although the maximum is usually 14 panels and alcohol detection).
    How far back does a hair follicle drug test check?
    A sample of around 100 strands of hair will be collected from your head. If they can’t collect a sample from your head, they will collect a sample of body hair, which grows slower and records the same history. Your drug taking history will be trapped in the entirety of the hair. But legally only the most recent 90 days of hair growth can be checked. For the hair on the head, this equates to about 1.5 inches. So it doesn’t matter how long the sample is, or how many drugs you have taken more than 90 days ago, it’s the last 90 days which matter.
    How much does a hair follicle drug test cost?
    In the USA, the basic five panel hair drug test costs around $125. The price then goes up proportionately with panels added, with the 12 panel test currently costing around $375. There is a 14 panel test which is rarely used, and that can cost as much as $450, especially if alcohol testing is also included.
    Where to buy an at home hair follicle drug test?
    You need to buy a hair drug test that has a good level of cut-off, meaning a sensitive test that will detect at similar levels to professional drug testing. A hair test has to be sent off to be analyzed, so the price is higher than a urine test which can be conducted by you. From Test Clear, a reputable drug test avoidance product company, the basic hair follicle postal test costs $60.

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